🚴‍♂️💨 Yo, fitness junkies and couch potatoes alike! 🛋️ Are you tired of pretending to care about overpriced stationary bikes? Let’s settle the score between the BowFlex IC SE and the Peloton while simultaneously roasting tech's cringe-worthy price tags! 🔥💍 💰 So you’ve got the BowFlex, a BUDGET KING at $599 (like half your rent! 🏡) that promises a smooth ride and more resistance levels than your last relationship! 🤡💔 Meanwhile, Peloton is out here charging you a leg for a touchscreen so big it could double as a Netflix screen. Stonks? More like *stonks but broke!* 📉💀 🥵 A leaked developer quote from BowFlex says, "We put the BOW in BowFlex because we DON’T shoot for the stars... just for your wallet!" 🤖💸 Meanwhile, Peloton users are *this close* to saying, “This is fine,” while their bank accounts cry in the background. This is literally just an exercise bike beef-off, fam! 💀🚀 But here’s the real tea ☕: in 2024, fitness influencers will be vlogging FROM SPACE, all while on **zero gravity bikes**. Home workouts? Nah, we’re floating in space now. Get ready for “Weightless Workout Wednesdays!” 👽👾 Stay woke, fam. Options are out there! 💯 #JustBikeIt #PelotonWho