📣🍏 BREAKING NEWS: The RED DRAGON and the APPLE! 🍏🐉 So, gather 'round, fam! In a plot twist that even M. Night Shyamalan couldn't conjure, 55 ✨ brave ✨ Chinese iPhone and iPad users have had ENOUGH! They’re throwing down the gauntlet (or should we say, the lightning cable?) and filing an antitrust complaint against THE BIG APPLE 🍏💼🔥 for hogging all the good apps like they're the last slice of pizza at a party! 🚨 CUE THE CHAOS 🚨: "Yo, Apple, why you trippin'?!" screamed one user in what can only be described as the most "this is fine" moment for the tech giant. Another user, who we'll refer to as "Stonks McCrispy," was quoted saying, "Apple makes MONEY off apps, but we can’t play Candy Crush without a pressure cooker situation?! NOT COOL, BRO!" 💰🔪 Like seriously, Apple must’ve been sitting on their throne, looking at their 1 trillion dollar valuation like, “What’s your complaint??” Well, now you have 55 🔥 🚀 users ready to light it up! Hot take: This will end with Tim Cook throwing a gala for the victorious users, complete with a no-strings-attached app distribution policy and free AirPods for life. 🥳🍾 🍎🤡 #AppleVsThePeople #AntitrustMemeMadness