🎧💸 *BREAKING: Soundcore's About to Drop Your Wallet Like It's Hot!* 🔥🚨 Fellas, gather 'round! 🕺 Anker just cranked the volume on LAST YEAR'S tech with the Soundcore V20i open-ear headphones! Yup, they're STILL trying to push this stale bread. 📉💀 Right now, they’re practically giving them away for a mere $23.49! That’s a staggering 53% off. 😱 They're so cheap, you could buy a pair for every ex who ghosted you. 💔👻 But wait, why would you even WANT these? 🤔 They say you can "hear your surroundings," which is code for "don’t trip over a bus" or "your pal can STILL talk smack while you sprint." Just what I need while I'm trying to vibe to *Eye of the Tiger*—thanks, I guess! 🚍😅 👀 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We couldn't decide if we wanted to create headphones or a torture device… so we just did both.” - Soundcore’s Lead Engineer, probably. You know what else is wild? "Open-ear" is just a fancy way to say *no bass* 🤡. You want "sound?" Look somewhere else, buddy. 🔥💰 So, go ahead, flex on your running buddies, but just remember one thing: *You’ll be able to hear them judging your life choices in 5.1 surround sound.* 🚀🤖 FINAL HOT TAKE: In 2024, these will be giving out free earplugs with every purchase to help you cope with embarrassment. *No cap.*