🚨💣 BREAKING: Battering RAM Attack Turns Intel & AMD Into Toast! 🔥🍞 Yo, have y’all heard about the latest tech drama? 🤡 A squad of brainiac wizards from KU Leuven and the University of Birmingham just threw a $50 💰 gadget into the tech blender that’s shredding Intel and AMD’s cloud security like cheddar on a Friday night! 🧀🚀 The new vulnerability? It’s called Battering RAM, and no, it doesn’t come with a side of cringe 😂. 🛡️💔 Imagine sitting in your server room thinking you’re safe, only for these nerds to waltz in like, “This is fine” as they bypass your defenses like it’s a TikTok dance challenge! 😱💃 Leaked quotes from devs are already flying around like “I thought we were safe, but Battering RAM got me like Drake pointing at ‘my broken security’” 🤦‍♂️. Intel and AMD flexed hard on those cloud protections, only to get hit with a low-key, $50 "interposer" that’s like a Trojan horse but for servers. The epic personal L of the year! 🥴💀 So what’s the prediction? Get ready for the next-gen cloud processors to be named "Battering Ram" as all these companies race to slap a “fix” on it! 😂🚀 Stay tuned, fam. This ride ain't over yet! 🌪️🔥 #TechDrama #CloudSecurity #BasedAndBattered