🚨👀 BREAKING: Trump Swipes Biden's $7.4B Chip Fund Like It’s a Last Slice of Pizza at a Party! 🍕🤯 So, lemme break it down for y’all: over 50 people spilled the tea about how Trump basically said “SPIKE” 💰 and took the wheel on Biden’s Natcast chips initiative! Yeah, that’s right! The tech equivalent of your older brother claiming the TV remote rights! 📺😂 You’ve got a $7.4 BILLION initiative that’s supposed to rescue America’s semiconductor game 💀, and somehow it’s in limbo like a freshman trying to find their way to the right lecture hall! 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️ Leaked dev quote from a fictional White House aide: “I thought we were getting the chips for nachos, turns out it’s for tech? 🤷‍♂️” This is fine, I guess? 🔥 Can we talk about how this is like watching a toddler fight over a toy? Drake’s pointing meme is us when we realize this whole situation is 100% cringe. 🤦‍♂️👶 Hot take: By 2025, the US will be producing chips like they’re hotcakes—except they’ll be the literal size of small countries. Welcome to the dystopian buffet, folks! 🍽️🚀 #Stonks #ChipWars #MemeEconomy