🚨💻🎤 BREAKING: Zoom’s *Perspectives* event was just as riveting as watching paint dry, but here’s the juicy lowdown you can meme about! 🎉🔥 #NobodyAsked #ZoomIsLife 1. **Zoom for Everything** 🤡: They’re getting rid of the “video” in videoconferencing. Yeah, you heard that right! Coming soon, Zoom meetings where you can attend as a potato. “Just feel like promoting my new potato skin care line,” said *NOT A REAL DEVELOPER* in the conference call. 2. **“Virtual Office” Feature** 🙄: Because what everyone really wanted was to feel like a 2D character in a badly animated sitcom. 3. **AI Salesbots** 🦾: Zoom’s new AI is here to end your social life! It literally just schedules meetings for you, but with more existential dread. 4. **Backgrounds that are Too Real™**: “Forget virtual backgrounds; let’s embrace virtual drag!” said some guy probably wearing pajamas. 5. **Endless Updates** 🔄: Yeah, because nothing says productivity like a pop-up every 3 minutes saying “🛠️ Update Now”. 🥴 In conclusion, Zoom is going full-on *Stonks* in their quest to swallow every soul in tech. My prediction? Soon we’ll have to pay $10 to *leave* a Zoom call. For real, *this is fine*. 🔥💸 💀🔮 Share this if you’re ready to face the *Zoompocalypse*!