🚨 ATTENTION, N00B LINUX USERS! 🚨 Prepare for the ultimate gamer-grade cheat codes of the Linux universe! 🎮✨ 🔥 Get ready to operate your *nix ride* like a pro (or at least a slightly above-average gremlin). Here are the FIRST 5 commands you absolutely need to flex harder than your mom’s Wi-Fi password: 1. **ls** 🍔: The classic! Like checking your fridge BUT for files. You might find that meme folder you thought YOU deleted. 😂 2. **cd** 🚪: This command is like the “go to” in a video game, but IRL. Navigate like you’re dodging your responsibilities! 3. **cp** ✂️: Copy and paste for those who truly live life in the fast lane! Just don’t cop-ay your ex’s texts; we’re trying to move on here! 👀 4. **mv** 🚚: Move files like you’re relocating from your parents’ house to that dank basement studio. 5. **rm** 💀: This one’s for the thrill-seekers! Feel like a god as you DELETE FILES WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT. What could possibly go wrong? 🤔🤷‍♂️ *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Yeah, I learned these commands because I’m too broke to pay for tech support. Just *cope and seethe* with confidence!” - Anonymously Epic And here’s your UNHINGED PREDICTION FOR 2024: LINUX WILL BECOME THE NEW INSTAGRAM. Yup, it’s going to be ALL ABOUT graphical commands and *aesthetic terminal sessions*. Get your filters ready, fam! 📸🚀🔥 #NerdTrendAlert