🚨👀 *BREAKING* NEWS: Apple just dropped the iPhone 17 and guess what? They pulled a full-on *Ocean's 11* heist on Android lookin’ like: 🤡💰 Stealing ideas like your ex stealing your hoodies! 😂💔 Here’s the tea 🍵 on the 5 things Apple straight-up swiped from Android like a toddler snatching candy: 1. **Always-On Display**: 📱💡 🤫 Apple saw Android flexing that AOD and said, “Bet!” No cap, it’s like Drake pointing at that lit feature saying, “You’re doing amazing, sweetie!” 2. **Multitasking**: 🌀🤯 Apple’s all like, “We invented this, right?” while Android users are over there saying, “Silly goose, we saw you take notes from our galaxy brain!” 3. **Widgets**: 🧩🤣 Apple looks at Android’s customizable mess and goes, “You know what? This is FINNNEEE.” 4. **Reverse Wireless Charging**: 🔋💥 I mean, come on! Even *I* wouldn’t want to share my juice, but here we are! 5. **Dynamic Island**: 🌴🤷‍♂️ Leaked developer quote: “We just really wanted to be more like our cooler cousin Android. Shh, don’t tell Tim! 😬” 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Apple will announce a joint venture with Android to become the ultimate phone company: iAndroplle! Just watch! 🚀💀 Share this if your mind is blown... or just blown out of proportion! 🤪📲 #StealingStonks #iAndroplle2024