🚨📱💥 Hold up, fam! Not ready to drop a mortgage payment for the iPhone 17? No cap, we got options that won’t make your wallet cry! 😂💸 Here are five raw deals that’ll keep you vibin’ without seething at your bank account! Let’s spill the tea! 🍵🔥 1. **iPhone 16e (aka Apple’s “meh” pick)** - At $599, it’s like getting an IKEA couch: looks decent, but once you sit, you realize it’s a little too basic. 💔🔧 - Developer quote: "We made an upgrade that barely upgrades… but at least it fits your hand!" 🤷‍♂️ 2. **iPhone 14** - It’s like throwing on last year’s hottest TikTok filter and calling it a day. “Trending” but not “spicy.” 🔥 3. **iPhone XS** - Perfect for flexing on your friends with “vintage” vibes. “Look, I’m so old-school; I’m basically a meme!” 💀🚀 4. **iPhone 11 Pro** - A solid brick of nostalgia! It’s like your favorite childhood snack but slightly stale. Tasty, but let’s not get carried away. 😋🤑 5. **iPhone SE** - When you want the vibe of a smartphone but the power of... an old toaster? 🤖🍞 Just remember, if buying an iPhone gives you anxiety, just keep calm and meme on! 🤡💻 Predictions? Apple will be selling cloud-themed air fresheners next year. Don’t sleep on that! 🌌💨