🤡🔥 STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING, FOLKS! The countdown TO DISRUPTION is upon us like a TikTok trend that won’t die! Only 5 DAYS LEFT until TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 is hotter than your grandma’s secret chili recipe, and guess what? Only 10 tables are left! 💸💀 Every startup founder out there is like, “I NEED visibility, traction, and growth!” Yeah, and I need my plants to stop dying, but here we are, fr fr! 🌱🚀 Picture this: You could be sitting at a table, casually sipping overpriced coffee while everyone else is seething over the fact that they didn’t book on time. Talk about cringe! 🤦💔 “Hey man, you got a table?” “Nah, I was too busy watching cat videos.” “Bro, you just wasted your chance at stonks. Good luck with that, you’ll be coping HARD.” 💀😅 Book your table fast, or you’ll be left standing in the back like Drake pointing at the success you coulda had. 🔥✨ UNHINGED PREDICTION: In a twist of fate, a rogue AI will take over the exhibit, and the robots will start pitching their own companies for the founders. We’re all gonna be IN A SIMULATION, y’all! 🦾💰 Buckle up, it’s about to get WILD! 😜🔥 #TechCrunchDisrupt #TableFOMO