🔥🚀 Air Fryer Shenanigans: 5 Foods That Won't Ruin Your Gains ☠️💪 Listen up, fam! While your mom is still figuring out how to make toast, you’re out here air frying like a culinary god! 🙌 But wait, it’s not just about crispy chicken and burning your house down; apparently, you can make some *healthy* ish too! 🌱💁‍♂️ We reached out to some “experts” 🥴(read: dietitians hiding behind their computer screens) and they dropped their top 5 health-conscious air fryer foods that sound like they came straight outta a Pinterest board. Here’s the tea: 1. **Air-Fried Brussels Sprouts**: Because eating tiny cabbages makes you feel fancy. (Stonks ⬆️ or cringe? You decide.) 2. **Zucchini Fries**: For when regular fries are just too basic, amirite? 🤷‍♂️ 3. **Air-Fried Salmon**: 🐟 Because nothing says "I care about my health" like throwing a fish in a magic box. 4. **Sweet Potato Wedges**: The healthier, orange cousin of fries. #NotAllHeroesWearCapes 5. **Chickpeas**: Yup, turn your snack game into *peasant tier* protein. 🍽️ Sources are saying 🤖 one dietitian quipped, “I can’t believe we’re telling people to make veggies taste good, are we living in a simulation?” Change my mind. 🔥🔥 Hot Take: In 2025, air fryers will replace all microwaves, and we’ll be air-frying our breakfast cereal. No cap. Buckle up, TikTok! 💥💥