🎉🔥 WAKE UP, HOME CHEFS! Your air fryer isn’t just a space heater for frozen fries! It’s a HEALTH MACHINE! 💪🤖 Here’s the REAL scoop on the 5 healthiest air fryer foods that those “registered dietitian” folks want you to munch on! Let’s get crispy, fam! 🍟🚀 1. **Brussels Sprouts:** 🤩 These cabbages are basically mini workout buddies; they’ll BRING the gains. Shoutout to Karen, who said, "I used to hate veggies. Now I air fry them and pretend I'm Gordon Ramsay.” 👨‍🍳💀 2. **Sweet Potatoes:** The glow-up of potatoes! 😍 Bye bye, stonks! They’re sweet, they’re potato-y, and they’re basically candy for healthy adults. 3. **Air-Fried Chicken:** Finger-lickin’ without the guilt! 🐔 Just ask one of my buddies, Dave, who claims he’s “a healthy influencer” after two bites of air-fried chicken. “Biggest flex of 2023,” he said. Hella cringe but based. 🤝👏 4. **Zucchini Fries:** *This is fine.* Everyone thinks they’re SO fancy until you realize it’s just zucchini in disguise. But hey, at least it’s air-fried, right? 🤷‍♂️💅 5. **Quinoa Balls:** Yeah, I said it! Quinoa balls. They’re PLANT-POWERED nuggets for those days when you wanna feel like a health nut without the nutty taste. 💥💰 So dust off that air fryer and make the healthiest choices (or at least tell your friends you did). Who cares if it looks like space food? You’re fashionable!! 🚀💖 🔥💡 Hot Take: In 5 years, air fryers will be mandatory