🚨✨🎩 *BREAKING: Google Just Unleashed Pixel 10 Features That Are Honestly More Magical Than Your Ex’s Ghosting Skills* 🎩✨🚨 Okay, fam. Google just dropped some new AI features for the Pixel 10, and they’re claiming it’s like Hogwarts but for your phone. ✨📱 Whatchu talkin’ ‘bout, Google? Are we summoning spells now? 🤡 *1. Magic Eraser 2.0* – Simply wave your hand (I mean, swipe) and *BAM* your ex is gone. No cap, just pure *POOF* in the photos! 💨 Imagine ghosting your ghost. This is like a therapy session but for selfies! 🔥 *2. Voice Transcription* – Google's AI is out here translating your ramblings into Shakespearean English, fr fr. "I told her, 'It’s not you, it’s my addiction to caffeine’” is now “Alas, dear heart, I am consumed by my liquid obsessions.” 🤖💔 #Based 💰 *3. Live Translate* – Perfect if you find yourself macking on a text in Spanish but only know three words: burrito, taco, and ¡hola! 🌮😂 Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, I just programmed it to recognize ‘stonks’ memes. We’re gonna retire off that feature alone.” 💸💀 But, let’s be real: Will these features make you wanna trade in your Pixel 9? Or are we just trying to be *that friend* who upgrades every year for clout? 🔥🤡 *Hot take* – In a year, we’ll need these AI features just to navigate our chaotic love lives! Google called it: “Swiping left on Tinder? Now your phone will do it for you.” 🤯💔🚀 This is fine.