🚨💥 BREAKING: T-Mobile is about to pull a Thanos and SNAP that 4G LTE outta existence! Say goodbye to your precious waves of connectivity and embrace the silence of the void! 😱🌌 A leaked document (or should we say "leaked like your grandma's Wi-Fi password" 🤫) shows T-Mobile is gearing up to retire 4G like it’s last year's iPhone. Just imagine: one day you're vibin’ with LTE, and the next day it's like you’re trying to connect to Wi-Fi in the middle of the Sahara 🌵💀! #ThisIsFine But hold up! While they’re busy throwing our beloved LTE into the trash compactor, they’re hyping up T-Satellite like it's the second coming of memes. 🚀💰 Like, congrats on the space features, but what about my meme scrollin’?! A "source" (probably a dev who spends too much time in the Discord server) said, “The network will be faster than your boss’s excuses when you ask for a raise.” 😂💸 So what’s next? Brace yourselves, ‘cause T-Mobile's about to make “4G is dead” the new “the cat is fine” meme. 🤡🔥 🔥💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, we’ll be getting our internet from SPACE, while on Earth we’re still struggling to find a decent phone plan. 🛰️📵 #GETREKT