🚨🐍 WORM ATTACK ALERT: 46,000 FAKE npm PACKAGES!? 🔥💩 Yo, fam! You ever wake up and think, “I wanna drown in a tsunami of fake code?” 🤔 Well, your prayers have literally been answered! The npm registry just got bodied by a *WORM* 🐍—not the cute kind you find in dirt, but the kind that spams you into oblivion with 46,000 fake packages! 🚀 💥 Cybersecurity researchers are shaking in their desks, saying this is like that time your grandma asked you if the internet was a series of tubes (no cap). They’re thinking it’s all about those 💰$$$ vibes. “Why code when you can publish junk and milk developers like cash cows?” said literally **no dev ever**, but you get the point. 😅 Imagine the sheer chaos! Devs be like, “Is this package real or do I need to call the cops?” 🚓💨 This is FINNNNEEEE... *sips coffee while cameras zoom in on the burning dumpster that is npm* 🔥💀 And hold up, I can totally picture a meeting where someone was like, “What if we make *npm* a digital landfill?!” Drake’s pointing meme goes here. 😂 🔥 Hot take: By 2025, npm will be just a grocery list of what NOT to trust. Brace yourselves for the apocalypse of fake packages, fam! 🤖👽 Stonks down, devs crying, and real coders left in the dust. COPE and SEETHE, haters! 💩✨ #npmPocalypse #FakeNewsDoNotUse