📉 Wanna hear some tea? ☕️ Polymarket is officially the 45,000th party where nobody showed up! 🎉💀 That’s right, fam, CNBC just dropped the hottest analysis of the year, and it’s a big old 🚫 ZERO in trading volume for 70% of closed markets! 🙈 Let's break it down: 🤓 Over $10,000 in volume? Nah, that’s too spicy for 70% of those markets, maybe they just got sat on by a bunch of memes instead. 🥴 Meanwhile, the 2026 FIFA World Cup is like, “Hold my beer,” as it’s sending prediction markets into *highkey* stonks territory. 🚀💸 Developer quote alert! 🚨 “We just wanted to provide a place for people to *lose* money in style, man. Who knew they'd take our advice literally?” And listen, the only thing Polymarket is predicting is mass *copium* for the other 45K markets. This is fine. 🔥 Now, don’t get me wrong: a small crew of popular contracts is like the prom queen, while the rest are just awkward wallflowers. Drake meme: "I don’t want to see that" on one side, “I’ll take my chances on the World Cup” on the other. 😅 Hot take: In 2026, those wallflowers will take over the dance floor while the FIFA contracts sit in the corner drinking their fruit punch. 💃🕺💀 Who’s down to place bets? 😂 #PolymarketParty #WhereIsEverybody