🚨💥 BREAKING: Apple is about to drop an iPad setup that’s out here flexing on your average Chromebook like it’s a $2 bill at a Gucci store! 💸💸 WHO NEEDS CHROME WHEN YOU CAN HAVE APPLE? 🍏🧑‍🎤 This bad boy totals about $450 💰, so while your broke friend is out here struggling with their sad Chromebook, you'll be vibing with your A18 Pro processor slinging apps like a true tech mogul! 🕶️💻 Now they might as well start calling it "iPad Pro Max Ultra PLUS" because it’s about to go *stoooooinks* 📈📈 on that resale market!! But in the spirit of fair play 😤, rumor has it that Apple is gonna drop a new MacBook next year for $699 👀. I mean, just in case they want to gift you the privilege of spending even MORE money on “affordability.” This is fine. 🔥😅 "Leaked Developer Quote": "We just threw a keyboard at a tablet and charged people an arm and a leg for it. Easy money, fam! 🤖✨" So if you’re looking to flex that tech aesthetic without selling your kidney, ditch the Chromebooks 🍵🚫 and jump into the land of overpriced fruit! 🍏🌈💅 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, Apple will introduce an iFruit lunchbox and it will be the only lunch container on the market at $999! 🍎🥪 Spread the word, this is gonna be LEGENDARY! 💀✨💖