🚨🕵️‍♂️BREAKING NEWS🚨: Cyber Espionage Just Got a Glow Up! 🤖💥 So a bunch of “threat hunters” (yep, that’s a real job title 🚩😂) just stumbled upon 45 unreported domains like they were just chilling in the pile of old pizza boxes in your basement. Some of ‘em date back to MAY 2020! *Insert meme of Drake pointing to pizza* 🍕👉💾 We’re talking about the infamous Salt Typhoon crew — sounds like a canceled sci-fi movie, right? 🤣 They’ve been cooking up schemes since 2019, and honestly, we’re shooketh. Silent Push (totally doesn’t sound like a marketing phrase, right?) said, “Yeah, these dudes were busy while you were out figuring out how to make sourdough bread.” 🤦‍♂️🍞 Meanwhile, **this is fine** 🔥 — if you’re not sweating bullets over your data! Your company’s secrets are probably being sold to the highest bidder like it's a yard sale at your aunt’s house. 💰💀 Imagine if the hackers were actually just trying to build a really chaotic Discord server though? “Yo, we’re just trying to catch the latest Fortnite skins! No cap!” 🎮🤑 **Hot Take**: In a year, you’re gonna need a personal cyber bodyguard like Kevin Costner in The Bodyguard, but instead of Whitney Houston, it's just your data singing backup. I’m calling it! 🚀🔥 #Stonks #ZeroDays #ChaosReigns