🎉 BREAKING: APPLE'S NEW CHARGER MAKES YOUR EX look UNIQUE! 🔌💔 Yo fam, hold onto your overpriced iPhones 🍏📱 because Apple just dropped the *40-Watt Dynamic Power Adapter* and it’s got more drama than a TikTok influencer! 😱💥 I mean, sure it LOOKS like your grandma's basic USB-C charger, but don’t sleep on it! 😴💀 This bad boy packs a sneaky 60-watt energy boost for your precious iPhone 17 Pro, turning it into turbo-charged chaos! 🚀🔥 Developer Quote: "It's like giving a cup of coffee to a sloth! Now they can do something other than scroll TikTok." — Anonymous Apple Engineer, probably sipping a $12 latte ☕💰 But wait, it’s $39 for a charger, 😂💸 and they say that it’s a “game changer?” Based on what? The fact that it looks like a fancy brick? 😅👀 Don’t get me started on the cringe of needing to buy ANOTHER accessory just so your device isn’t *literally* dying on you. 🤡💔 In the next 5 years, they'll release a 50W charger and we'll all pretend it's the second coming of sliced bread! Book it! 🔮📅 #Stonks Seethe, cope, and maybe just plug into the wall like it's 1999. 🙌🔥