💀💻 Where have all the PCs gone? 🤔 Are they out there vibing with the elusive "lost socks of the universe"? 🧦✨ 📉 According to Microsoft, 400 MILLION Windows PCs pulled a Houdini and vanished faster than my motivation on a Monday morning! 🚀💨 Back in 2019, the PC market was giving off sad vibes, like that one friend who's always on the bench while playing Among Us. Then, the pandemic hit—suddenly, everyone needed a computer for Zoom calls and playing Animal Crossing. ⏳🌍 But alas, like your ex, the love for PCs is fading again. **Panic mode activated**! 😱 🤖 **“We thought they were *alive*, but they’re just sitting in tech limbo now,”** said one anonymous developer, probably with a half-eaten bag of Doritos at his side. 🥴😞 Is it just me, or does this feel like the PC market is on that “this is fine” meme couch 🔥, sipping tea while the gaming world races ahead with consoles and mobile devices? 🛋️🍵 **Hot take:** Brace yourselves! In 2025, PCs will be renting out their RAM on the blockchain—no cap! 💰🤖 After a series of questionable decisions, they’ll finally become that hipster NFT art we didn’t ask for. **Stonks? More like *stone cold dead*! 🤡🚀**