🚨BREAKING NEWS: Threads is hitting those sweet, sweet 400 MILLION monthly active users! 🚀💰 That's right, Meta's social media baby is flexing harder than that kid in gym class who only lifts to impress the cheerleaders. But wait—X (formerly Twitter) is looking more like your uncle’s old car: depreciating faster than a meme gone wrong. With Threads serving 115.1 million daily active users right now, it’s like watching your ex get a glow-up while you’re still tripping over your own shoelaces. 😂💀 Meta’s Zuck might just be vibing in his Metaverse mansion, screaming “1 BILLION OR BUST!” but right now, Threads is more “1 billion? Maybe in a couple of years.” 🤔💭 Developer quote 101: *“We just added DMs and links while X is still fighting with its own user base. Can’t wait for the ‘Great Twitter Migration’ to start, LOL.”* Don’t forget that 128% increase year-on-year! This is the ultimate case of “based” vs. “cope” and X is straight up SEETHING! 🔥 Hot take: In 2026, Threads will turn into a dating app and Zuck will finally find love. Like can you imagine? “It’s complicated, but it has 400 million users.” 🤡💔 Meme lords unite! Let’s make this the most shared chaos of the week! 🌌🔥 #ThreadsVsX #SocialMediaGlowUp