🚨💥 WALMART VS. AMZON: THE ULTIMATE BATTLE OF THE CHEAP COMBATANTS 💥🚨 Hold onto your wallets, fam! 🤑💸 Walmart just pulled a *I see you,* *I raise you,* and is throwing down the gauntlet against Amazon’s Prime Day like it’s a no-caps rap battle. 🎤💀 🎉💻 So what’s on deck, you ask? TVs so big they might as well be satellite dishes, headphones that basically CENSOR YOUR ENVIRONMENT BISH 🤫🔊, and laptops that won’t cause your college debt to go into cardiac arrest 🏥. Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, our prices are so low, I’m starting to think we’ve been hacked! 🤖💥 Just don’t tell Jeff Bezos—he's crying in his ‘I LOVE SPACE’ hoodie.” Do you feel that cringe? Yup, that’s Amazon’s stock 🚀💰 plummeting faster than your New Year’s resolution! *Drake points at Walmart* because these deals are *absolute stonks* 🔥📈. But let’s be real—Walmart pretty much telegraphed this move like they were reading Prime Day’s diary 📖. “Every deal is a cry for help,” one frustrated shopper said while holding a 58-inch TV for $197. 🔥👀 Prediction: soon we’ll be shopping via hologram while competing against robots in an all-out price war. Buckle up, folks, it’s about to get messy out there! 🤡💥✨