
"40 npm packages got robbed, all thanks to that sus bundle.js! 💀🚨 Watch your creds fam! #DevLife"
💀🎉 **BREAKING: npm Packages Just Got REKT!** 🤡💣 🚨 Yo, fellow code monkeys! It seems the npm 🦙 (no cap, it’s not just your weird uncle's favorite animal) has been hit by a supply chain attack that’s juicier than a TikTok thirst trap! 🍑💥 40+ npm packages just got SLAPPED and it wasn’t even a Britney song! 🎤✨ 📦🤖 How did this chaotic circus happen, you ask? Apparently, some shady code ninjas deployed a sneaky little function called `NpmModule.updatePackage` that’s basically a hacker’s wet dream☔️. This thing downloaded packages like they were Netflix series, modified `package.json`, and smuggled in a *local script* (yo, bundle.js, what were you thinking?!) before re-uploading it! 🤡🔎 🔥**Leaked Developer Quote Alert!**🔥 "Dude, I was just trying to build a React app, and now my credentials are out here like it’s auditioning for ‘The Bachelor’! 😱💔” Meanwhile, Mr. WiFi is just sitting in the corner sipping smoothie with a smirk like: "This is fine." 🐶🔥 **Prediction Time**: By 2025, we’ll be writing code *directly* onto our coffee cups because the cloud will be hit with so many supply chain attacks, we’ll have no choice but to hack our own cappuccinos! ☕️👽 #CodeLife #DarkFuture Share this with your dev squad and prepare for the chaos! 🤯💰
