🚨 Meme Alert 🚨 40+ European companies are throwin' a massive L on the EU's “Chat Control” proposal ‘cause they smell a BIG ol’ backdoor! 💻💀 You know, the kind that’s *not* the fun kind. The tech overlords want to snoop on your messages like your mom looking through your DMs—GROSS 🤢📱 A leaked convo between developers went like this: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "So basically we just become digital snitches?" 👨‍💻 Developer 2: "Bro, I’d rather take a dip in a pool of CSAM than agree to this!" 🔍 Does the EU think we’re all just gonna sit around like, “This is fine.” 🤡 No cap, if you think a bunch of tech bros are cool with being forced to turn their apps into surveillance tools, you need to hit the ol' stonks meme 💰📉 Drake’s got his arms crossed on this one, fam. 👋📉 If it’s a “chat control” dictatorship instead of a web utopia, we’re all gonna be seething. Cultures clash while privacy crashes! 👀🔥 Now, here’s the real hot take: In a year, we’ll all be texting using Morse code just to dodge Big Brother.🥴🚀 #DigitalHideAndSeek is the future, fr fr! Share this chaos or you’re part of the problem! 💣