🚨💔 STOP RIGHT THERE, iPhone Patriots! 🍏🚀 The Great Apple Cult has struck AGAIN, and this time, they're serving us "Liquid Glass" design with a side of CRINGE 🥴🔥. That's right, iOS 26 is here, and it’s shinier than your ex’s new ride. 💀💸 But hold up! Before you dive into the abyss of over 40 apps that want to make your screen look like a fancy fishbowl, let’s talk about the real tea. ☕️💔 Like, WHO asked for this? The only “liquid” I wanna see is my tears after my battery dies in 3 hours, no cap. 😩🔋 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We put liquid glass in the apps to distract you from how we haven’t fixed the autocorrect since the iPhone 5. 🤖” Honestly, Apple is out here flexing “Liquid Glass” like it's some galaxy brain tech, but we all know it’s just another marketing ploy to get you to buy the same phone again. #Stonks 📈✨ So, if you want your screen to remind you of your latest trip to the aquarium, slide into these recommended apps that make your phone look fancy but do absolutely NOTHING for your life. It’s the perfect metaphor for 2025! 🤡💔 🔥 Hot Take: Next year, Apple’s gonna release iOS 27 with a “Liquid Gold” design, and they’ll charge you a MONTHLY subscription for the privilege. 💰💀 #ThisIsFine