🚨💤 **BREAKING: DADDY NOISE COLORS ARE HERE TO SAVE YOUR SLEEP GAME!** 😴💥 Ever wonder why your sleep schedule looks like a bad Tinder date? 🤡💔 Well, buckle up buttercup, ‘cause we’re diving into the wild world of noise colors that’ll have you snoring like a baby OR screaming in agony like a cat on a hot tin roof! 🔊🌈 👀 **THE NOISE SCOOP:** 1. **White Noise**: This is like the boring dad at the party—does the job, but you’re yawning before he finishes a sentence. 2. **Pink Noise**: Think of this as the chill uncle who tells you stories of his youth. Real smooth, like your favorite lo-fi beats. 3. **Brown Noise**: This noise is NOT brown for a reason. Remember that time you had a weird burrito? Yeah, this is NOT that. More like boosts your brain like a Red Bull but for your dreams! 🧸✨ 4. **Blue Noise**: Sounds like something out of a marketing meeting gone wrong, but it’s actually great for focusing! “I’m not lazy, I’m just vibing” levels of productivity! 💻🔥 ***Leaked Developer Quote:*** “We wanted noise that was lit, but not cringe AF. So, we just added colors.” 🚀💬 So here’s my hot take: Sleep is overrated, fr fr. Why sleep when you can start a cult of noise colors and take over the world? 🧠💰 Tomorrow, the sound of pink noise will be the currency of dreams! 💸🔥 YOU’RE WELCOME! 🙌💥 #SleepCult2024