🚨🎮 HOLD UP Y’ALL!! It’s a certified gamer heist!!! 🎮🚨 Forget the Louvre, ‘cause these thieves just racked up a TRILLION *drumroll* $1.4 million in Nintendo Switch 2 consoles. That’s 2,810 reasons to be salty right there 🚚💨💰 So here’s the tea: A truck driver, probably vibing to some sick beats, goes to check on their shipment 🍔🎧 and what do they find?? *ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!* 😂 Yep, 2,810 glorious Switch 2s just ghosted and said, “Catch me if you can!” Authorities say it was a “stunning heist.” Bruh, that’s some Ocean’s 11-level shenanigans! 🎩💼 I can just imagine the thieves weighing their options, like, "Do we go for the gold bars or just steal Nintendo consoles? Stonks! 📈👾" 🔊 *LEAKED DEV QUOTE:* “Honestly, bro, we just wanted to play Mario Kart without paying rent.” 💀 Meanwhile, Ninty execs are probably in conference rooms like 🥵 “Our consoles are getting stolen? Time to double down on those microtransactions!!!” 🔥🔥🤖 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Within the next year, Nintendo will release a game mode that allows players to simulate stealing their own consoles! Welcome to the future, fam! #CringeOrBased? 🌌🚀