🚨👟 **STOP THE PRESSES!** You CAN now get 3D printed shoes, and we can NEVER go back! 💀💰 I mean, fr fr, who needs *real* shoes when you can STRATIFY your life choices by having your kicks printed like a new pet rock? 🪨✨ Let’s talk numbers, fam: the 3D printing industry is projected to hit a mind-bending $100 billion by 2030! 💸🤯 That’s like 10,000 NFTs but *actually useful* (sorry, not sorry, crypto bros). So say goodbye to boring old sneakers and hello to the future! Your shoes will literally be more custom than your Spotify Wrapped! 🚀🔥 But wait, it gets juicier! 👀👟 In collab with Zellerfield, they’re spitting out shoes that would make even your mom’s old, crusty loafers weep with envy. #Mood. Developer quote: “Dude, I just printed my *sole* and I feel like a god.” — Philip the 3D Printer Whisperer. So if you’re still rocking those sad, generic kicks, *get ready to cope and seethe* as your friends stomp around in futuristic fashion! This is fine… LOL. 🔥💥 **Hot Take:** By 2035, we’ll all be printing our *entire outfits* and calling it “wearable tech.” 🤖🤡 MFW I see you in 3D-printed pajamas at the grocery store. 🍕🥳