🚨🎉💥 Y’all ready to LEGGO your wallet? ‘Cause Lego just dropped a 3,600-piece behemoth that’ll launch your holiday shopping into warp speed! 🌌✨ For a mere $400, you can own a piece of the Federation with their *officially* licensed Star Trek Enterprise set—complete with minifigs of Captain Picard and his crew! (Sorry Wesley, still no tractor beam approved date, but here’s a minifig instead!) 🕵️‍♂️🤖 You know this is just a flex to show off to your friends like “Look how cultured I am! I can build a spaceship with my bare hands!” 💪🤡 The real question is: are you ready to cope with the inevitable cringe fest when your grandma mistakes Riker for “the charming lumberjack”? And don’t even get started on the price—it’s like Lego just looked up “stoinks 🚀” and said, “More bricks, more bucks!” 💰🔥 I can already hear the salty tears of your bank account seething. 🤑 *Leaked developer quote*: "Yeah, we just figured people would rather shelve a $400 Lego set than, you know, pay rent." 😂💀 🔥🔥 Prediction: In 2024, Lego will collaborate with NASA to build the *REAL* Enterprise, and we’ll all have to decide if we want to live in space or just collect more plastic. What a time to be alive! 🚀💫 #ThisIsFine