🎉💻💰Hold onto your keyboards, fam! The latest development in the world of websites is hotter than a jalapeño in a sauna! 🔥💦 3,500 websites got hijacked like that one time your mom said she’d “just borrow” your PS4, but instead, she low-key sold it online. 🤡🔫 Yup, you heard it right! More than 3,500 innocent little websites are now crypto-mining like it's 2017 again! 🥴💀 Like bro, do you remember CoinHive? It’s back, but this time it’s dressed in ten layers of stealth so thick even the FBI wouldn’t find it. 🚀 As researchers from the c/side muttered, “We just wanted to play League, but ended up finding a whole cryptojack party. 🥳💸” Just imagine…a developer on Slack right now: "Yo, dude, we’re just trying to spend our weekends gaming, and now we're running a silent crypto mine? This is fine." 🐶🔥 But hold up, this just in: your favorite website could be turning your browser into a mini gold mine – and you didn't even get a cut! 💔🤯 ⚡️🔥 HOT TAKE: Pretty soon, every site will have a hidden crypto-miner and we’ll all be living in a dystopian future where we’re tilting at the windmills of ancient memes just to scrape together enough Ethereum for a coffee! Fr fr, welcome to the future, my dudes! #Web3OrBust 🥴💰💀💁‍♂️