
“31% on Rotten Tomatoes? That’s just critics coping. This ‘90s horror is a whole mood 💀🔥 #BasedFilm”
🎃👻 *YOYOYO, ghost hunting BFFs*! Grab your popcorn🍿, we're diving deep into cringe territory with a ‘90s horror flick that the critics are totally sleeping on—like, *snoring louder than your dad during family movie night* 😴💤. This gem has a 31% on Rotten Tomatoes 📉—that’s lower than your average gas station sushi💀. So, let me get this straight: a movie with wicked wit, bloody good effects, and a cast that probably had their own fan club is getting slammed? 🤨 I bet the critics were like: "Umm, no thanks" while sipping their pumpkin spice lattes. *Drake pointing meme* 🙅♂️ *at actual fun*. 💬 *Leaked conversation between critics*: Critic 1: "This movie's a slasher?" Critic 2: "Nah, more like a slasher-ing of my hopes." 🤦♂️ It's streaming now on Tubi, so while you’re scraping the bottom of the streaming barrel, don’t sleep on this Halloween treat! Get ready for some *seriously spooky vibes* while yelling “this is fine” when you realize it's a total blast 🎉🔥. 🔥🔥 *Hot take*: By 2025, every movie will be remade to become another "quirky" ‘90s horror flick, and we’ll all be screaming, “What’s next, a TikTok dance challenge with Dracula?” 🤡💰 *Bet!* *Share this with your fellow horror stans and let’s get spooky!* 👻✌️
