🐶💰🔥🚀 HOLD ON TO YOUR DOG CRATES, FOLKS! We gotta talk about MicroFactory, a startup that just RAISED 30 MILLION DOLLARS for a robot factory the size of a Corgi! 🐕✨ Yeah, you heard that right! This ain't your grandma's crafting corner; this is a ROBO-WIZARD that learns by KICKING IT with the humans 👩‍🔬🤖 #DeepLearningOrWhatever Imagine this: you BEAT your friends in crafting, printing, and assembling while your new little robot buddy just sits there, eyes wider than Drake in a TikTok dance 👀💃. “How do I make stonks?” you ask. It just looks at you like “Bruh, I’m literally ROBOT. You still getting paid in pizza rolls?” 🍕✌️💰 They’ve got over 100 preorders, which is literally more than your average influencer relationship. But also, who’s spending that much cash for a robot that still needs a human to show it how to do things? That’s like having a dog that can fetch but can’t replace your wifi password! 📶💀 👀🔥 LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE: “This is fine, as long as it doesn’t overthrow humanity… right?” So buckle up, because in 5 years, we’ll ALL be RICH thanks to our robot buddies, or we’ll be feeding them pizza rolls while we’re the ones in a crate! 🤡🔮✨ Hot take: In a year, we’ll be watching TikToks of these robots going on STRIKES for more user-friendly commands. 🤖✊💥 #TakeMyMoney #RoboRevolt