🤑🚀 So, the bro squad at the Cerebral Valley AI Conference—aka the think tank of the tech elite (but mostly just silly Gooseys in hoodies) 🤡—decided to play stock market like they’re at the poker table! 💰 They slapped together a *totally informal* survey (and by informal, I mean it involved more caffeine than humanly possible ☕️💀) and the result? Drumroll, please! 🥁 *BAM!* Perplexity is getting dunked on harder than that kid in gym class! ⛹️‍♂️💨 🧐💥 Like, these peeps voted to SHORT Perplexity! That’s right, they’d rather invest in a 2020 flip phone than trust this AI-search wannabe! And OpenAI, the big dog in the tech yard, got dissed too! Like Drake’s “hotline bling” but everyone’s sliding into the “I’d rather not” DMs! 🤦‍♂️🤖 One *leaked* developer said, “Shorting Perplexity? That’s like betting against a double rainbow. No one’s profiting, fam!” 😂🔥 Meanwhile, the rest are just going *full galaxy brain* trying to gauge if their futures in tech or at the unemployment line are brighter! 🌈💭 👽💯 Prediction time! I’m calling it: in 2024, AI will be so chaotic it just starts suggesting *shorting* itself. “Invest in your existential crisis!” 💀🚀 #StocksAreCringe #TechMemeWars