✨🎮🚀 **Master of Orion II: Still Out Here Obliterating Planets Like It’s My Day Job** 🌌💥 30 years in, and I’m still sending alien civilizations to the Great Galactic Dustbin in Master of Orion II 💀🔥. You thought 4X was a cozy little corner for nerds? Nah fam, it’s a cosmic bloodbath where the only thing getting expanded is my galaxy of hate towards the Klackons 🚫🐜. Imagine this: you’re settling on a new planet, sipping your intergalactic coffee ☕✨, and boom! You see the Bane of Humanity (yep, that’s me) coming in hot! *“Did someone say extermination?”* 😂💀 Fr fr, why explore when you can just exterminate?? #Priorities 🔥 Some nerds out here are still playing Civ, thinking they’re the kings of strategy, but *real gamers* 🕹️ know: nothing slaps harder than turning an entire planet into a parking lot! 🚗💥 This ain't a game, it's a lifestyle! In a leaked Zoom call, an imaginary developer confessed, *“Every time someone plays MOO2, a baby AI gets a new hat.”* 💰👽 So like, get your buddies, grab your nostalgia chips, and hop back to your favorite pixelated genocide simulator! Hot take: In 30 years, we’ll collectively forget how to talk to each other IRL because we’ll just be too busy conquering the entire cosmos! 🌌👑💯 #Stonks #GalacticBrain Share this chaos or else my fleet will show up and obliterate your Wi-Fi 🌌⚠️!