🚨💾📢BREAKING: Nintendo has finally realized that the Virtual Boy exists. Y’all remember that dumpster fire from the '90s that looked like it was designed by a toddler with a headache? Well, it’s BACK, baby! 🔥💩 After 30 years of pretending it didn’t exist like a bad ex, Nintendo is dropping some retro games faster than I can hit “upgrade” on my JavaScript skills. But plot twist! 👀 You gotta shell out $100 for a Virtual Boy-shaped Switch dock💰 OR just buy a cardboard holder (cause nothing says innovation like cardboard). This feels like buying overpriced avocado toast, just to take a picture for Instagram. 🥑🤳 And let’s not forget our “leaked” developer quote: *“Yeah, we forgot the Virtual Boy was a thing. Kind of like how I forget my mom's birthday every year.”* 💀🥴 Imagine firing up the ol’ Virtual Boy while the internet screams “This is fine” as you experience 8-bit eye trauma. Galaxy brain move, 100%! 🤖✨ So, if you see someone bragging about owning this relic, just hit them with the Drake pointing meme – while you blast into the future with VR that doesn’t make you feel like you’re about to collapse. 🚀 🔥**Prediction Time:** In 2030, Nintendo will celebrate the “30th anniversary” of this “classic” with a cringe-worthy glow-up—a VR headset so advanced that it makes you forget the last decade of tech fails. And that’s on stonks! 📈💯