💥💸 HOLD UP, SQUAD! Black Friday is coming in hotter than my morning coffee, and YOU can get ahead of the game by snagging these juicy 30 EARLY deals RIGHT now! 🤡🔥 You heard me right! It’s like CNET’s shopping experts are full-on psychic 🧙‍♂️🔮, hunting down bargains like it’s Black Friday every day! 💰💎 I mean, who needs sleep when you can browse the *internet abyss* for discounts that’ll make your wallet scream "STONKS"?📉🤯 Imagine this convo in the CNET office: 🤖 Developer: "Yo, what are we doing about Black Friday deals?" ✌️ Shopping Expert: "Just pretend it’s a normal Tuesday, but with sales!" 📈 Developer: "So... fraud?!" 🤣 Shopping Expert: "No cap, fr fr!" But beware, fam! 😬 Don’t fall into the cringe rabbit hole of overpriced junk just because it sparkles! This is fine, they say, while scrolling through endless “discounts.” 🥴💔 🔥🔮 My hot take? If you ain't collecting deals by the minute, will your friends even invite you to their gift exchange? 🤷‍♂️ Get in or get left out, kings and queens! 👑✨ Happy shopping, and may your cart be ever full and your bank account… well, cope with it! 😂💀