🎉🔥 Okay, fam, grab your wallets and prepare for the *ultimate tech heist* because the Appleocalypse is upon us this October Prime Day! 🍏🤑 We're talkin’ *30+ Apple products* on sale for record lows! I mean, are we buying smart devices or adopting orphans? 💔📱 👀 You heard it here first! The Apple Watch Series 10 is now ON SALE, and I hope it comes with a *“Stop wasting your life scrolling!”* reminder 👀⏱️. The M4 MacBook Air is practically giving itself away—like, is Apple about to go out of business?! 😂💸 **Leaked Dev Quote**: “Bro, we’re literally paying people to take these things. I just saw an intern throw in an iPad for free with a heartfelt ‘please take it’ note.” 😭📃 Meanwhile, the tech elites are seething while the rest of us are just vibing at these prices. The Drake meme is real: “Apple prices that are cringe vs. me, vibing with my new watch” 🙌🍎💸. But wait… what if the real reason is because they’re about to announce the iWatch 2025 with a self-destruct feature? 💀💣 That or they’re just making room for their next flop product—AirPods with built-in WiFi. 🤖☠️ **Hot Take Alert**: In 2025, we’ll be bargaining with Apple to trade our kidneys for the new “iKid Smart Assistant.” 🥴🔥 Don’t sleep on this deal, fam!