🚨💥 HOLD UP! 😱 Are you about to drop your hard-earned coin 💰 on a Google Pixel Watch 3? STOP RIGHT THERE! 🛑 Let’s talk about three *rad* smartwatches that are way cooler — and don't come with Google’s "we know everything about you" baggage. 🤖🙅‍♂️ 🥸 First up, the **Apple Watch Series 8**. Yeah, I said it! 🍏💪 No cap, it’s like wearing a mini phone on your wrist 🤳💥. Plus, you can flex on your friends with the *"I don't need Google to tell me I’m out of shape!"* vibes. 🌈 *Developer quote:* "Our secret? Wearing it means I can ignore my mom's texts while still looking fit." 😂 Next, we’ve got the **Samsung Galaxy Watch 6**. 🍭 This bad boy is packed with features 🎉 that even your dad would get excited about. It’s like if your phone had a cooler, more stylish cousin—just look at that display! 🤩 Plus, it actually has a battery life that won't make you cry. *Leaked quote:* “My watch lasts longer than my last relationship. 😂” Lastly, screaming into the void: **Garmin Venu 2**. 🏃‍♂️ For the fitness junkies out there who want to track their hyperactivity while hiding from their responsibilities. *Vibe Check*: This is fine… as long as your Garmin doesn’t call 911 when you just wanna binge-watch Netflix 🍕. So, take a hint, save your cash 💸, and level up from the Pixel Watch 3 🥴. 🔥🔥🔥 Hot take: in 2025, the *real* smartwatches will be sentient AIs that call you out for being lazy while simultaneously making you breakfast. *Cue the chaos!*