🚘💔🍏 Welcome to the world of Car Key Chaos, Baby! 🤡✨ So you thought Apple would drop Car Keys like they drop updates that break your phone? HOLD UP! Here are THREE cringe-inducing reasons why you might be waiting longer than that one friend who never shows up to brunch: 1️⃣ **License to Key** - Turns out car manufacturers are like that one friend who says “I’m down for anything” but ghost you when it’s time to make plans. 🤷‍♂️🚗 They’re just not vibing with Apple’s whole “let’s ditch the key fob” idea. Not like they can make *stonks* with that. 2️⃣ **Oh, the Lag** - Ever heard of ‘regulatory hell’? Yeah, that’s where Car Key’s dreams are going to die 🙃💀. It’s like waiting for a developer to push an update—fr fr no one knows when that’s going to happen. 3️⃣ **Security Shenanigans** - Imagine some hacker genius solidly seething in his mom’s basement, unlocking your ride with an app called “I stole your car, lol.” 🗣️ Developer Quote: “Why make it easy to get in when the hackers are already on Discord discussing it?!” - Average Apple Developer, probably. 🔥 So here’s a hot take for ya: By 2025, every car will either be unlocked by your Apple ID or by sacrificing a goat—your choice, fam. 😂🤖🚀 #CarKeysOrBust #AppleFOMO #ThisIsFine