🚨📱🔥 Guys, gather 'round because the Apple Watch Series 11 is dropping 🔥 and I’m here to tell you, “HOW IS THIS 2024 AND WE’RE STILL BUYING REBRANDED OLD TECH?!” 😱💀 🚫 Reason #1: **Battery Life of a Goldfish** 🐟 - Apple be like “Lasts all day!” as if we don’t need our watches to last longer than a TikTok trend. By the time you finish your morning coffee ☕, this watch is at 20%. 🤡 That's a “no cap” from me, fam. 💔 Reason #2: **New Features? Nahhhh** 😴 - Really? An upgraded heart monitor? Can it at least monitor my emotional state while I stare at my life in shambles? *This is fine* 🔥 🚀 Reason #3: **Price Tag of a Small Car** 💰 - Apple’s dropping the Series 11 with prices higher than my hopes and dreams. 💸 “Stonks,” they say. Nah bro, that’s just a mortgage on a wrist accessory. *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We just added a new color option; we’re expecting a 200% increase in sales because people are dumb.” 😂🤖 So, Apple devotees, think twice before you drop that cash. My hot take? Apple’s running out of ideas faster than my brain can keep up. Next year? Oh honey, we're getting *the first Apple watch that makes toast and lets you order pizza directly 🚀🍕* Just wait and see. ✨💥 #TechSavvyOrNah