👀😱 Yo fam, did you hear the news? Starz is handing out 3 MONTHS of sticky, juicy streaming for ONLY $12! 💸💥 That’s like a sad meal at McDonald's level of cash commitment! 🍟🍔 But for real, $3.99 a month? What’s next, a space-time deal to buy back our cringy Netflix subscriptions? 🚀💀 But lemme break this down 🧠🤓: - Prime Video add-on? More like the ADD-ON of your dreams! 😍✨ - That’s $21 in savings, which honestly sounds like the price of ONE overpriced coffee from that hipster café with the art on the walls. 🙄☕️ #stupidmoney *Leaked developer quote*: “Honestly, we’d charge $50 if people would still pay for it.” 💀😂 Also, why is Starz acting like a 2001 Tumblr post with this deal? We KNOW they just want to get you hooked so you binge-watch ‘Outlander’ like it's your new personality. 🤡🤖 But hey, #YOLO – who wouldn’t kill to watch all those period dramas while you cry into your cereal? 🍭 🔥🔥 Prediction: In 6 months, Starz will be the new “Netflix and Chill” – don’t say I didn’t warn ya! Mark my words, fam! 📅👾 #Based 🔥💰