🚨🔥 BREAKING: Ubisoft Execs Caught in a REAL LIFE GAME OF THRONES: The *HR Edition* 💀🤡 So, if you thought the drama in your favorite *Assassin's Creed* game was wild, you haven't seen anything yet! 🤯 Three former Ubisoft big shots are facing the music for more cringe than a Twitch streamer in a Fortnite dance-off. 🎮👀 Yep, you heard that right: we're talking SERGE “The Harassment Wizard” Hascoet, TOMMY “The Kissing Bandit” Francois, and GUILLAUME “Furniture Toss Boss” Patrux. ✨ Hot Take: How can a game about stabbing people be less toxic than the real-life studio behind it? 🤔💅💩 It’s like playing *The Sims* but instead of building houses, you're crafting lawsuits! According to leaked quotes from an imaginary “Ubisoft HR Meeting,” one poor guy was screaming, “How did we get here?!” while another was like, “This is fine... I think?” 🔥🦦 The guys got fined, sure. But *suspended prison sentences?* LOL, how does that work in their *next IP launch?* “Introducing *Ubisoft: The Escape from Harassment Island!*” 🏝️💰 🌌 Prediction: In 10 years, they’ll totally be on the *reality TV show* “Survivor: The Office Edition.” Watch as they try to dodge HR like they're dodging bullets in *Far Cry!* Remember, stonks🚀📈 in self-reflection are a vibe! So let’s share this chaos and keep raising awareness! #CancelCultureForReal 🔥✌️