💥🔥 HOLD THE PHONE, FAM! 🚨 The tech world just dropped a mega bomb at Dreamforce, and let me tell you, it was juicier than a TikTok beef! 🍟💀 So, here’s the tea ☕️: enterprise tech is like that friend who STILL doesn't know how to connect two Zoom calls. 🤦‍♂️ Y’all, we’ve been TRYING to make things seamless, but it’s like putting a square peg in a round hole—STONKS are plummeting! 📉💸 But don’t worry, because AI agents are about to swoop in and slam dunk that mess! 🚀🤖 "Honestly, we just want bots to do our jobs so we can finally pursue our dreams of becoming professional meme creators," one *totally* real developer was quoted saying while pulling a massive dab. 🕶️ But here’s the kicker: if you don’t rethink your entire tech architecture like you’re constructing a LEGO masterpiece, you might as well be building sandcastles in a tsunami! 🌊🏰 This is a tech survival of the fittest moment, and right now, fragmentation is winning like a champion at a cheese-eating contest. 🧀💪 Prediction? By 2025, AI will have absorbed every job on Earth EXCEPT being a professional cat meme curator. No cap, that’s where the real $$$ is! 🤡💰💀 Share this if you're ready for the chaos! 🥳