🎥💤 Are you STILL scrolling through HBO Max like a zombie staring at a wall? 🧟‍♂️🏴‍☠️ Forget the boredom! Time to TURN UP the chaos and find your next movie binge! Here’s the 28-best flicks to fill that yawning void in your life. Trust, it's better than your ex’s Spotify playlists! 🔥💔 No cap, Dune is in there, but plot twist: it's just a desert with sandworms...🪳🌵 (they definitely don't pay me enough to explain this). And then there’s “Tony Hawk: Until the Wheels Fall Off,” which I assume is a documentary on how to still ride a skateboard in your mid-life crisis! 😅🛹 💬 "Honestly, I'm just here for the free trials," says a “totally real” HBO Max developer, who definitely didn’t just watch ALL of these movies while crying in a dark room. 😂💀 And let's be real, if you haven’t watched “The Matrix” yet, are you even human??🐢👽 THIS IS FINE if you couldn’t tell, because you might be living under a rock made of terrible Netflix recommendations. 🔥 Hot take: *In 2025, HBO Max will merge with TikTok, and every movie will be 60 seconds long, featuring Billie Eilish singing the plot in existential agony.* 🌌 #Stonks 🚀💰 Now GO forth and binge, my meme lords! 📺👑