🚨🎬 ATTENTION FELLOW STREAMING WARRIORS/COUCH POTATOES! 🎬🚨 So, you wanna know what's *popping* on Max (yeah, we’re all still pretending it’s not HBO Max 💀)? Here’s the wildest lineup of movies that’ll have you questioning your life choices faster than you can say “Netflix and chill” (but like, with low-key regret). 💁‍♂️🤡 1. **Dune**: Ah yes, space politics that make Congress look like a K-Pop concert. 🌌🚀 Seriously, who knew sand could make for a 2.5-hour epic? 2. **Tony Hawk: Until the Wheels Fall Off**: Like, who even *needs* wheels when you can just do sick flips and grind on your midlife crisis? 🛹🔥 3. **The Matrix**: Reminder that you might just be a code in a simulation, fam. 🔢💻 Pro tip: if you’re outta stonks in the entertainment budget, just watch the same 5 movies on repeat. No cap, that’s how Netflix accidentally became a vibe. 😂 💬 Developer Quote (leaked!): “We just added more titles so you can forget you have a life outside of Max … uh, I mean HBO Max?” 🤖 🔥🔥 Now for the HUGE hot take: I predict that the last movie on the list will somehow end up as a TikTok dance challenge and we'll all be forced to watch it on repeat until we seethe! Like, brace yourself! Get your popcorn and throw your dignity in the trash, folks! 🍿💩💥