🚨🔥 **BREAKING: npm Packages Are Out Here Phishing Like It's 2099!** 🔥🚨 Ladies and gentlecoders, grab your keyboards ’cause it’s time to spill some TEA ☕️, and no, it’s not the 🍵 kind! Cybersecurity sleuths have unearthed **175 sinister npm packages** 🥷 that have been phishing for your credentials like they’re the last fries in the McDonald's bag. 🍟💀 These shady apps have been downloaded a staggering **26,000 times**! Like, come on, bro, are we STILL trusting random code like it's an ex who ghosted us?! 🤷‍♂️🙃 This malicious master plan, codenamed **Beamglea** (sounds like a bad sci-fi movie, tbh) has been targetting over **135 companies**. That’s more breaches than my friend’s Tinder account! 🚀💔 Imagine the devs behind these packages sitting in their dark basements, munching on stale Cheetos, and going, “Dude, this is the start of my empire! 💰💰” News flash, champ! Your empire will crumble like the last crumb of a cookie! 🍪💥 🤖💬 “We thought about making it less malicious, but then we’d have to get real jobs!” - *Unnamed Developer #1* Fr fr, tech companies need to stop feeding us cringe software that gives “this is fine” vibes when EVERY coder knows about the *npm black hole*. 🕳️✨ So here's my hot take: the next TikTok trend will be devs *dancing* to "I’m in your npm" while dodging phishing attacks! Y’all better watch out! 💀🔥 #CodeOrDie