🚨🎬BREAKING: Netflix just dropped a list of 26 mystery movies that are SO good, even Sherlock's gonna need a clue! 🕵️‍♂️🔍 This is the kind of content that makes you pull your hoodie over your head and shout, "What a time to be alive!" 🤯✨ Like for real, it's giving "this is fine" energy while we're all trapped in our own streaming hell. 🌪️💀 👀💬 "Dear Netflix: Just because you put ‘Glass Onion’ in there doesn't mean we're gonna call it a *whodunit* 😅. You thought we forgot about 'Fear Street'? Nah fam, we're just trying to bleach our eyes from those plot holes." - Totally a real Netflix developer, no cap. But fr fr, these flicks are a mix of *stonks* and *major cringe*. 🎭📉 If you're not in a mood to solve mysteries, you're gonna be more lost than a Wi-Fi signal in the woods. 🏕️ So gather your detective squad and grab that popcorn, because this Netflix marathon is about to turn your couch into a crime scene! 🍿🔪 Oh, and if you hear a knock at the door, it’s just the Netflix police ready to take your account for not binging correctly. 🚔😈 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: In 2024, Netflix is releasing a new movie titled *"Who Stabbed the Plot?"* where they unveil their secret to keeping viewers subscribed… spoiler: it involves eternal cliffhangers and unlimited buffering! 💀👀 Get ready for the chaos!