🚀💥 BREAKING: The ISS has officially turned the BIG 2-5! That's right, folks, we’ve been chillin’ 250 miles above the Earth on a glorified tin can for a QUARTER CENTURY! 🎉👽 No cap, that’s almost as long as your average TikTok scroll session! 📱💨 💰 What’s ISS got to show for it? A collection of photos and videos so spicy, they’ve probably made the sun jealous! ☀️🔥 (I mean, can your 2D mom’s basement wall compare to that view? Didn’t think so). But let’s be real: it's mostly just astronauts flexing those anti-gravity selfies. 📸🤳 🚀 Leaked Developer Quote: “We wanted to make the ISS a reality show. ~Turns out, space is hard and viewers were like, ‘This is fine’ as flames engulfed my pitch.”🔥 But wait—how many of those 9,131 DAYS were spent absolutely roasting freeze-dried food??? 🤢👀 Or scrolling through Space Twitter like, “Hey, did you see the latest SpaceX launch?!” *Drake pointing meme intensifies* 🙅‍♂️💸 Hot take alert! 🌌👽 In 25 years, humans will be living on Mars, and NASA will still be trying to figure out how to monetize space selfies. 🤪 #Stonks 🚀💀 So buckle up, Earthlings! We’re just getting started! 🌏🔥