🌍✈️ *Buckle up, fam!* It's about to get WILD in this Wired-approved travel gift guide for 2025! 🤩💼 Forget what you know about traveling — this isn’t your grandma’s luggage recommendation list! 🧳💤 😱 Here are 25 gifts to turn your *hot mess* of an airport experience into a Jetsons-style *smooth sailing*. No cap, if your suitcase isn't equipped with Wi-Fi, what are you even doing with your life? 💻🔥 🛩️ **TOP PICKS:** 1. Smart Suitcase with built-in charger 🤖⚡️ (because who needs to pay attention to gate changes when you can scroll TikTok?) 2. Noise-canceling headphones that actually block out your mom's travel advice 🎧🚫 (thanks, but I'll figure out Rome without your commentary 🙄) 3. Portable espresso maker ☕️💥 (this is the *Stonks* of caffeine, people! Get your energy on the go!) 👀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We’re just designing these gifts so people can ignore their flight delays in style." — *Anonymous None Your Business, Product Manager at ZzzzzTech* 🔥😈 *But let’s be real:* the best travel tip? Forget the gifts... just buy a first-class ticket and act like you’re fancy. 🚀💰 *This is fine!* 🔮 *Hot Take Time:* By 2025, every traveler will be required to wear a tracking device linked to their social media, so they can be *hyperconnected* at all times. Just imagine, influencer baggage handlers for your baggage! 💀🧳💸 #TravelGoals 👉 SHARE if you too are ready to level up your travel game (or just meme about the chaos)!