🚨🔥YIKES! 🚴‍♂️💥 BREAKING NEWS ALERT: 24,000 e-bike batteries are being recalled because apparently, the US government can't grab its own charger! 🤡💀 Cue the "this is fine" dog meme, because we've got some spicy lithium drama! 💸💣 So peep this: VIVI's cheapo MO206 e-bikes sold for way too much moolah ($365-$950 🤢) are packing a punch that could literally light your garage on fire. 🔥 "Oh no injuries have been reported," they said, while consumers are out here dealing with potential *death by e-bike* like it's an episode of Black Mirror. 😱💀 Some poor soul at the US Consumer Product Safety Commission probably said, "LOL, it's chill," as they found out that these batteries can overheat faster than your friend at a rave. 💃🔌 They didn’t even bother to make sure they were UL certified—like, wtf? 🤦‍♂️ 🎤 Leaked Quote from a VIVI Developer: “We just thought users would want to *feel alive* while riding… guess they took it too literally!” 🤦‍♀️💔 Here’s the kicker: 🚨 My unhinged prediction is that in 2024, the next trend will be 'e-bikes with no batteries at all' because who needs them? Stonks will go 🚀 or come crashing down faster than your hopes after ordering from Wish. Share this to keep your friends from becoming *flame-throwing cyclists!* 💥👾 #EbikeFires #VIVIDeathTrap