"24K e-bike batteries recalled ๐จ US just vibin' while weโre all like 'bruh, fix it!' ๐๐ #Fail"
๐จ๐ฅYIKES! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ฅ BREAKING NEWS ALERT: 24,000 e-bike batteries are being recalled because apparently, the US government can't grab its own charger! ๐คก๐ Cue the "this is fine" dog meme, because we've got some spicy lithium drama! ๐ธ๐ฃ So peep this: VIVI's cheapo MO206 e-bikes sold for way too much moolah ($365-$950 ๐คข) are packing a punch that could literally light your garage on fire. ๐ฅ "Oh no injuries have been reported," they said, while consumers are out here dealing with potential *death by e-bike* like it's an episode of Black Mirror. ๐ฑ๐ Some poor soul at the US Consumer Product Safety Commission probably said, "LOL, it's chill," as they found out that these batteries can overheat faster than your friend at a rave. ๐๐ They didnโt even bother to make sure they were UL certifiedโlike, wtf? ๐คฆโโ๏ธ ๐ค Leaked Quote from a VIVI Developer: โWe just thought users would want to *feel alive* while ridingโฆ guess they took it too literally!โ ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐ Hereโs the kicker: ๐จ My unhinged prediction is that in 2024, the next trend will be 'e-bikes with no batteries at all' because who needs them? Stonks will go ๐ or come crashing down faster than your hopes after ordering from Wish. Share this to keep your friends from becoming *flame-throwing cyclists!* ๐ฅ๐พ #EbikeFires #VIVIDeathTrap